Church Bulletins #2

Here's another round of bloopers found in various church bulletins:

1. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. Ushers will eat latecomers.

3. The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

4. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

5. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

6. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 PM. Please use the back door.

7. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

8. The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

9. The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

10. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."