Bits and Pieces 1 (Gathered from Here and There)

1. Junk is something you've kept for many years and throw away two weeks before you need it.

2. Its difficult to make ends meet, especially when they keep moving the ends.

3. Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

4. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. (Will Rogers)

5. Before credit cards, we always knew how broke we were.

6. A perfectionist is one who takes great pains--and gives them to others!

7. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

8. Between the great things we can't do and the little things we won't do, the danger is we shall do nothing at all.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others--you can't live long enough to make all the mistakes yourself!

10. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.